What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 05:52
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
How do I become an intelligent man?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Why do men like women gold diggers?
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Observations from Titans Minicamp on Wednesday - Tennessee Titans
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
No go.